We Ruined His Weekend
Ah, Father’s Day weekend at the Trump house. What’s Donald up to?
Reading Eric and Don Jr.’s homemade birthday card, while he dutifully bounces the boys on his lap. A game of catch with Barron on the Mar-a-Lago lawn. Flipping pancakes with Jared and Ivanka in a big “Kiss the Chef” apron. A peaceful time to reconnect with family and relax.
He was holed up in the office with his army of legal advisors, plotting his defense for committing espionage against the United States.
He prepped for his disastrous interview with Bret Baier, where he essentially admitted to blatantly mishandling highly sensitive classified documents.
And we know in his downtime, he ranted and raved about a certain pro-democracy political organization. Because he just couldn’t get our ads out of his head.
Yep. We all played a role in driving Trump mad this weekend. And we’re not sorry that he tore up Eric and Don Jr.’s macaroni card in a fit of rage.
-The Lincoln Project