Rob DeSanctimonious (Or Whatever) Doesn’t Want You To See This
Softball questions are every politician’s bread and butter. DeSantis loves them. That’s why he spends so much time talking to Fox News and bullying journalists who dare critique his reign in Florida. (We’re going to go ahead and assume that he wasn’t the most popular kid on the playground).
But when “Rob” Dion DeSantis was asked where he was on 9/11, a day that every American will never forget, he uhh…doesn’t really remember.
You sure you’re ready for primetime, Rob?
Listen, the man’s aspirational presidential campaign is flopping faster than Trump’s toupee on a windy day. His best political days are behind him, and he hasn’t even announced his candidacy for that *coveted* day-two 4 PM speaker slot at the 2024 Republican National Convention.
Fox News even turned against him and gave Trump a full hour last night to insult DeSantis’ candidacy. Oh, hey, look, Fox is back in the Trump camp! That took all of eight seconds…
So why did we buy ad space everywhere DeSantis is planning on being this week to send him a message he surely doesn’t want to see?
Because the man’s a wannabe authoritarian lunatic who’s courting major GOP donors and flirting with the darkest depths of the MAGA movement. He can’t answer the most basic political questions, and we’re reminding him of his political embarrassment all week.
-The Lincoln Project