Happy Holidays to Everyone Except Him
Happy holidays! I know most of you don’t know me as a man full of merry and joy. I’m the guy who sets Mar-a-lago on fire and makes Trump’s holiday meals quieter than church.
But really, this is my favorite time of year. I get to cook for my family and friends. Give gifts (I’m a great gift giver, who do you think ships 99 cent hair dye to Trump and Rudy every year?) And it’s a time to reflect on the year’s work. Everything that we accomplished together.
Every Trump tantrum. Every voter reached. Every pro-democracy win. It’s a great time to reflect on it all.
So watch it today and have a good laugh this holiday season. Then, pitch in and support our fight to keep taking it to Trump in 2024. Every dollar you send in to help our movement will go to making him mad. And more importantly, defeating him in the most important election of our lifetime.
Good tidings to all! (Except him)